This is the worst day that I've ever had and I'm documenting it for future Shits and Giggles:
Woke up way to early.
Was alone for three hours.
Bus to New York was late.
Had big nose bleed on bus and didn't pack any tissues.
Ripped a page from book to clean up blood.
Had security check me and made me pull off my pants to see if I had stolen a snickers bar.
My pubes were sticking out while my pants were being checked.
Deli I ate at was robbed at gunpoint.
While that was happening I pissed myself.
Almost got run over by cops heading towards scene.
My class was canceled.
I was pulled over by a cop because he thought I was on the phone when it was in my pocket.
Was given a warning from this cop.
In conclusion GOD wants to kill me!